sexpigeon:

Oh no. An actual heartbreaker. Never meet his gaze, young lady, or you will instantly be turned thirty-one and unmarriageable.

TeeHee - So, for this year, I’d been thinking about turning this blog into an homage to the pigeon. Regular reblogs, appropriate snorts and vacuous responses, you know the drill. Then I had a better idea: Get Others On His Tail! (Yeah, I know - so creffer. Lemme alone.) Go on, now. Shake a feather!

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sexpigeon:

It’s rather like a baseball except for much larger, and with stippled leather and with considerably robust stitching, and quite dark in color, and pointy at the ends instead of all the way round. Oh, it’s a wonderful ball and I should quite like you to see it.

…And this is why we heart the pigeon.

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